Looking for the most trending and updated knock-knock jokes of the year? You’ve just knocked on the right door! 🚪✨ From kid-friendly giggles to adult-worthy punchlines, this list of 900+ best knock knock jokes will keep everyone laughing—at home, school, parties, or even on social media.
These jokes are short, clever, and ridiculously funny, making them perfect for any age group. Whether you’re trying to light up a family gathering, impress your friends, or boost your mood, these jokes are your laughter jackpot! 💥
So, get ready to knock, laugh, and repeat, because this collection is packed with fresh humor, modern puns, and viral-style fun that’s ruling the internet right now! 😂🔥
Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock! 🚪
Who’s there? Lettuce 🥬 — Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! - Knock, knock! 🌧️
Who’s there? Cow says 🐮 — Cow says mooo! - Knock, knock! 💡
Who’s there? Tank — Tank who? You’re welcome! - Knock, knock! 😜
Who’s there? Ice cream 🍦 — Ice cream every time I see something scary! - Knock, knock! 🍌
Who’s there? Banana — Banana split so you better catch up! - Knock, knock! ☕
Who’s there? Bean — Bean waiting to tell you a joke! - Knock, knock! 🦜
Who’s there? Polly — Polly-tely asking to laugh! - Knock, knock! 🧊
Who’s there? Ice — Ice to meet you! - Knock, knock! 🥖
Who’s there? Dough — Doughnut forget to smile! - Knock, knock! 📚
Who’s there? Read — Read-y for another one? - Knock, knock! 🌻
Who’s there? Sun — Sun-body loves you! - Knock, knock! 🍯
Who’s there? Bee — Bee happy, it’s joke time! - Knock, knock! 🎈
Who’s there? Balloon — Balloon up your mood! - Knock, knock! 🎂
Who’s there? Cake — Cake it easy, it’s just a pun! - Knock, knock! 🎵
Who’s there? Disco — Disco-nnect from stress, let’s laugh!
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids 🧒😂
- Knock, knock! 🚪
Who’s there? Boo — Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s only a joke! - Knock, knock! 🧃
Who’s there? Juice — Juice wanna hear more? - Knock, knock! 🧸
Who’s there? Teddy — Teddy’s jokes are the best! - Knock, knock! 🍉
Who’s there? Melon — Melon-choly without your laugh! - Knock, knock! 🌈
Who’s there? Rainbow — Rainbow-ing your day with giggles! - Knock, knock! 🐶
Who’s there? Ruff — Ruff day? Let’s laugh! - Knock, knock! 🍪
Who’s there? Cookie — Cookie who? Cookie can make you smile! - Knock, knock! 🧃
Who’s there? Orange — Orange you glad to see me? - Knock, knock! 🚲
Who’s there? Wheelie — Wheelie funny joke, huh? - Knock, knock! 🍎
Who’s there? Apple — Apple-y ever after, we laugh! - Knock, knock! 🦄
Who’s there? Unicorn — Unicorn-y but funny! - Knock, knock! 🦕
Who’s there? Dino — Dino you love jokes? - Knock, knock! 🍦
Who’s there? Ice — Ice to make you laugh! - Knock, knock! 🎁
Who’s there? Gift — Gift me a smile! - Knock, knock! 🧙♂️
Who’s there? Harry — Harry up, laugh already!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes 😂
- Knock, knock! 🍗
Who’s there? Chicken — Chicken out of reality with laughter! - Knock, knock! 🐠
Who’s there? Fish — Fish you a happy laugh day! - Knock, knock! 🥚
Who’s there? Egg — Egg-cuse me, I’m hilarious! - Knock, knock! 🍩
Who’s there? Doughnut — Doughnut forget to laugh! - Knock, knock! 📺
Who’s there? TV — TV or not TV, that is the joke! - Knock, knock! 🪞
Who’s there? Mirror — Mirrorly making you smile! - Knock, knock! 🥕
Who’s there? Lettuce — Lettuce laugh till we drop! - Knock, knock! 🦋
Who’s there? Butter — Butter not cry! - Knock, knock! 🎃
Who’s there? Pumpkin — Pumpkin spice and laughter nice! - Knock, knock! 🧂
Who’s there? Salt — Salt you glad we’re joking? - Knock, knock! 🎩
Who’s there? Hat — Hat’s how you tell a joke! - Knock, knock! 🎬
Who’s there? Action — Action-packed humor incoming! - Knock, knock! 🚀
Who’s there? Astro — Astro-nomically funny joke! - Knock, knock! 🧀
Who’s there? Cheese — Cheese the reason we smile! - Knock, knock! 📸
Who’s there? Snap — Snap out of boredom!
Best Knock Knock Jokes 🌟
- Knock, knock! 🧁
Who’s there? Muffin — Muffin compares to your laughter! - Knock, knock! 🍌
Who’s there? Banana — Orange you glad it’s not banana again? - Knock, knock! 🕶️
Who’s there? Howard — Howard you like another one? - Knock, knock! 🍔
Who’s there? Patty — Patty-cake and laugh! - Knock, knock! 🦖
Who’s there? Dino — Dino-saur you laughing yet? - Knock, knock! 🪴
Who’s there? Leaf — Leaf me alone, I’m cracking up! - Knock, knock! 🧊
Who’s there? Ice — Ice to finally meet you! - Knock, knock! 🧃
Who’s there? Juice — Juice another laugh coming! - Knock, knock! 🍓
Who’s there? Berry — Berry funny, huh? - Knock, knock! 🦩
Who’s there? Flamingo — Flamingo-t another laugh for you! - Knock, knock! 🧠
Who’s there? Brain — Brain-ing more fun! - Knock, knock! 🪵
Who’s there? Wood — Wood you like another? - Knock, knock! 💎
Who’s there? Jewel — Jewel never regret reading this! - Knock, knock! ☀️
Who’s there? Sun — Sun-thing funny’s going on! - Knock, knock! 🧃
Who’s there? Juice — Juice kidding around!
Knock Knock Jokes for Adults 😏
- Knock, knock! 💋
Who’s there? Olive — Olive you, babe! - Knock, knock! 🍷
Who’s there? Wine — Wine you calling me so late? - Knock, knock! 💄
Who’s there? Kiss — Kiss who? Kiss me already! - Knock, knock! 🕯️
Who’s there? Candle — Candle you handle me? - Knock, knock! 🍫
Who’s there? Choco — Choco-late for our date! - Knock, knock! 🍓
Who’s there? Berry — Berry much into you! - Knock, knock! 🛏️
Who’s there? Bed — Bed you miss me? - Knock, knock! 📱
Who’s there? Text — Text me when you’re free! - Knock, knock! ☕
Who’s there? Brew — Brew-tiful night, huh? - Knock, knock! 🕶️
Who’s there? Justin — Justin time for a flirty chat! - Knock, knock! 💌
Who’s there? Heart — Heart to believe we’re laughing this much! - Knock, knock! 🧃
Who’s there? Sip — Sip happens, let’s laugh! - Knock, knock! 🧢
Who’s there? Cap — Cap-tivated by your smile! - Knock, knock! 🔥
Who’s there? Heat — Heat you up with a joke! - Knock, knock! 🎶
Who’s there? Melody — Melody you make me smile!
Knock Knock Jokes With Names 🧍♂️🧍♀️
- Knock, knock! 🚪
Who’s there? Luke — Luke who’s knocking! - Knock, knock! 😆
Who’s there? Justin — Justin time for a laugh! - Knock, knock! 🥳
Who’s there? Harry — Harry up and open the door! - Knock, knock! 🤓
Who’s there? Alex — Alex-plain later, just laugh! - Knock, knock! 🍭
Who’s there? Candy — Candy come out to play? - Knock, knock! 🎯
Who’s there? Drew — Drew you like my jokes? - Knock, knock! 💼
Who’s there? Howard — Howard you like a new pun? - Knock, knock! 🕺
Who’s there? Ben — Ben knocking too long! - Knock, knock! 🌸
Who’s there? Rose — Rose-ted to perfection! - Knock, knock! 💃
Who’s there? Dee — Dee lighted to see you! - Knock, knock! 🧤
Who’s there? Ella — Ella-vate your humor! - Knock, knock! 🪞
Who’s there? Claire — Claire the path for laughter! - Knock, knock! 🎵
Who’s there? Noah — Noah good joke when you hear one! - Knock, knock! 🪙
Who’s there? Penny — Penny for your thoughts? - Knock, knock! 🧃
Who’s there? Juice — Juice kidding around again!
Knock Knock Jokes About Food 🍔🍕
- Knock, knock! 🍔
Who’s there? Lettuce — Lettuce laugh and eat! - Knock, knock! 🥖
Who’s there? Bread — Bread-y or not, here I come! - Knock, knock! 🍗
Who’s there? Chicken — Chicken out these jokes! - Knock, knock! 🍣
Who’s there? Sushi — Sushi a funny joke! - Knock, knock! 🍕
Who’s there? Cheese — Cheese me smiling! - Knock, knock! 🥑
Who’s there? Avocado — Avoca-do it again! - Knock, knock! 🌽
Who’s there? Corn — Corn you see I’m hilarious? - Knock, knock! 🍪
Who’s there? Cookie — Cookie crumble with laughter! - Knock, knock! 🍫
Who’s there? Cocoa — Cocoa-nuts about puns! - Knock, knock! 🍦
Who’s there? Sundae — Sundae gonna be great! - Knock, knock! 🥞
Who’s there? Waffle — Waffle you doing later? - Knock, knock! 🧀
Who’s there? Nacho — Nacho average joke! - Knock, knock! 🍩
Who’s there? Doughnut — Doughnut worry, be happy! - Knock, knock! 🍓
Who’s there? Berry — Berry glad you laughed! - Knock, knock! 🍵
Who’s there? Tea — Tea-riffic to see you smile!
Knock Knock Jokes About Animals 🐶🐱
- Knock, knock! 🦁
Who’s there? Roar — Roar-ing with laughter! - Knock, knock! 🐍
Who’s there? Hiss — Hiss-terical joke! - Knock, knock! 🐦
Who’s there? Tweet — Tweet yourself to laughter! - Knock, knock! 🐸
Who’s there? Ribbit — Ribbit-ing humor! - Knock, knock! 🐘
Who’s there? Ellie — Ellie-phantastic joke! - Knock, knock! 🐱
Who’s there? Meow — Meow you doing today? - Knock, knock! 🐕
Who’s there? Bark — Bark-ing mad fun! - Knock, knock! 🐢
Who’s there? Shell — Shell we laugh more? - Knock, knock! 🐮
Who’s there? Moo — Moo-ving humor ahead! - Knock, knock! 🐨
Who’s there? Koala — Koala-ty humor time! - Knock, knock! 🐧
Who’s there? Chill — Chill and laugh! - Knock, knock! 🐷
Who’s there? Oink — Oink you’ll laugh too! - Knock, knock! 🐰
Who’s there? Hop — Hop to laughter! - Knock, knock! 🐓
Who’s there? Cluck — Cluck-ing hilarious! - Knock, knock! 🐠
Who’s there? Gill — Gill-ty of funny jokes!
More Knock Knock Jokes for Kids 🎉
- Knock, knock! 🦖
Who’s there? Dino — Dino-mite fun! - Knock, knock! 🍫
Who’s there? Choco — Choco-late to the fun! - Knock, knock! 🍩
Who’s there? Sprinkle — Sprinkle laughter everywhere! - Knock, knock! 🧃
Who’s there? Apple — Apple-solutely funny! - Knock, knock! 🦕
Who’s there? Rex — Rex-tremely funny! - Knock, knock! 🦉
Who’s there? Who — Who’s laughing? You! - Knock, knock! 🧸
Who’s there? Cuddles — Cuddles make you smile! - Knock, knock! 🦄
Who’s there? Magic — Magic-ally giggling! - Knock, knock! 🍪
Who’s there? Chip — Chip you not smiling yet? - Knock, knock! 🥕
Who’s there? Bunny — Bunny-believable fun! - Knock, knock! 🎠
Who’s there? Ride — Ride along the fun train! - Knock, knock! 🍓
Who’s there? Berry — Berry much fun today! - Knock, knock! 🌞
Who’s there? Shine — Shine bright with joy! - Knock, knock! 🦜
Who’s there? Parrot — Parrot-y fun incoming! - Knock, knock! 🎈
Who’s there? Balloon — Ballooning with laughter!
