Let’s face it—Mondays have a bad reputation. After a weekend of freedom, relaxation, and the occasional late brunch, the dreaded Monday morning rolls in like an unwanted guest who never knocks. It’s the one day of the week that makes even the most motivated among us want to hit snooze a dozen times and magically teleport to Friday. But what if we could flip the script?

Welcome to a collection that’ll make you laugh in the face of Monday blues! Whether you’re sipping your first coffee or pretending to listen in your ninth Zoom meeting, these 150+ Monday jokes are here to bring fresh, funny relief to the most unloved day of the week.

From trending memes to timeless punchlines, this roundup includes the latest humor straight from social feeds, updated to keep up with today’s office culture, remote work quirks, and that universal groan we all share when the weekend ends. You’ll find everything from clever one-liners to relatable workplace jokes that’ll make you say, “That’s so me.”

So if your Monday is moving slower than your Wi-Fi during a storm, don’t worry—you’ve landed in the right place. These jokes won’t solve your deadlines or refill your coffee, but they’ll give you a much-needed reason to smile, giggle, or even snort-laugh when no one’s watching.

Best Funny Jokes About Monday

• Why did Monday file a complaint? It had too many grievances! 😂
• Monday is like a math problem: add the coffee, subtract the sleep! ☕➕
• I told Monday, “You won’t ruin me!” It showed up early anyway. ⏰
• Mondays are proof that time travel is a cruel prank. 🌀
• If Monday were a person, it’d be that friend who cancels plans.
• Monday called—said it’s renewing its annoyance subscription.
• They say “Believe in yourself,” but Mondays don’t believe in naps. 😴
• Monday’s motto: “Why wait to procrastinate tomorrow?”
• Losing a sock is bad; losing a weekend is worse—thanks, Monday. 🧦
• Monday turned on “invisible mode” for my motivation.
• I tried to make Monday jealous—successfully failed at everything.
• Mondays are like a Monday sequel—nobody asked for it. 🎬
• Monday is a full-time job with zero pay.
• Monday: the day coffee needs a coffee. ☕☕
• If weekends are snacks, Monday is the broccoli. 🥦
• Monday said, “Let’s get to work!” I said, “Let’s nap.”
• Mondays are like that ex who keeps texting—unwanted and persistent.
• Monday tried to start a band—called “The Snoozers.”
• Monday’s spirit animal? A cat knocking your glass off the table. 🐱
• Monday walks into the room like it owns the place—no invitation needed.
• If Monday were a flavor, it’d be expired milk. 🥛
• Monday is the Mondayest day of the week.
• Monday is the “Are you serious?” of days.
• On Mondays, my motivation goes on a coffee break… permanently.
• Monday: the reason coffee was invented.
• Mondays are like pop quizzes—always unannounced and unfair.
• Monday tried to hug me—I escaped through the window. 🏃
• Monday’s favorite game? Hide-and-go-seek with my alarm clock.
• If Monday had a face, I’d dial 911. 🚨

Funny Stories for Monday

• I woke up Monday expecting my bed to apologize for keeping me so cozy—it didn’t.
• My boss emailed on Monday at 6 a.m., so I replied: “Nice try, Monday.”
• I tried to make pancakes Monday morning; they laughed and ran away.
• On Monday, my cat demanded breakfast at 5 a.m. … every five minutes. 🐾
• I showed up to work Monday wearing pajamas—turns out it was a dream.
• Monday traffic asked me, “Why so serious?” I honked back. 🚗
• My coffee spilled on my shirt Monday—now it’s a fashion statement.
• I texted my boss Monday: “Running late, stuck in my blanket.”
• I greeted Monday with a smile. Monday responded with a slap.
• I tried yoga Monday morning—ended up napping in tree pose.
• My alarm clock played “Eye of the Tiger” Monday—then snoozed itself.
• On Monday, my cereal got soggy before I even poured the milk.
• I told Monday to chill; it replied, “You!?”
• I attempted a salad Monday—my pizza box laughed. 🍕
• My dog refused to walk Monday; I carried him home.
• Monday’s clouds laughed at my jogging plan—so I walked back. ☁️
• I tried meditating Monday—end result: I dreamed of my bed.
• Monday’s weather forecast: 100% chance of regret.
• I Googled “fun Monday tips”; Google laughed and closed.
• My car wouldn’t start Monday—it said, “I quit.”
• I wore mismatched socks Monday—so did everyone else at work.
• I showed up early Monday; my office was on vacation.
• My alarm whispered, “Do you really want this?” Monday agreed.
• I tried a smoothie Monday—ended up with fruit chunks.
• Monday emails me memes to remind me what I’m missing.
• I asked Monday for directions—it led me back to bed.
• I read a motivational quote Monday—it fell asleep.
• I planned a Monday party; only my blanket RSVP’d.
• Monday bakeries sell “Regret Muffins” fresh at dawn.
• I tried to be productive Monday; productivity sent me condolences.

One-liner Jokes for Monday

• Mondays: nature’s way of saying “Try again.”
• Monday is a “soft start” with extra snoring. 😴
• On Mondays, coffee is mandatory, not optional.
• Monday called—it wants its chill back.
• Mondays are like pop quizzes from the universe.
• My favorite sport on Monday? Snooze button pressing.
• If Monday had speed, it’d be snail pace. 🐌
• Monday: the sequel nobody wants.
• Mondays need a “Do Not Disturb” sign.
• Monday is “weekend withdrawal syndrome.”
• Monday’s spirit emoji: 😩
• Monday is a bucket of “NOPE.”
• Monday is the “Are we there yet?” of days.
• I survived Monday—where’s my trophy? 🏆
• Mondays are like algebra: confusing and unnecessary.
• Monday is caffeine’s best friend. ☕
• On Mondays, my pillow holds me hostage.
• Monday: the boss of bedtime thieves.
• Monday is like 0° weather—brain freeze. ❄️
• Monday is the villain origin story.
• Mondays are for coffee…and more coffee.
• Monday is the dew on the lawn of life.
• Monday: the spam email of days.
• Monday needs a “Ctrl+Z” button.
• Monday is the boss who never retires.
• Monday is the glitch in the weekend matrix.
• Monday is a Monday in disguise.
• Monday is a hug you didn’t ask for.
• Monday’s theme song: “Don’t stop me now.”
• Monday is a cup half empty…and cold.

Funny Monday Puns for Giggles

• I’m so Monday, I put the “moan” in “morning.” 😩
• Monday? More like “Mon-yay” if coffee counts! ☕
• Mondays are the real ex-files.
• Monday’s favorite drink? Iced “may-no.”
• Monday’s mood: un-beer-able. 🍺
• I told Monday a joke—it called in sick.
• Monday: the “pun”-ishment of the week.
• Don’t trust atoms on Monday—they make up everything. 🧪
• Monday’s favorite animal? A yawn-key. 🐒
• Monday stole my pillow—it’s nap time!
• Monday’s alert: beware of snooze monsters.
• Monday’s favorite dessert? Mocha-late cake. 🍰
• Monday is the “pro-crastinate” day.
• My Monday is “pun”-derful!
• Monday’s best friend? Pro-crasti-nation.
• Monday’s motto: “Keep calm and carry coffee.”
• Monday’s weather: partly punny with a chance of yawns.
• Monday’s spirit fruit? A sour apple. 🍎
• Monday’s animal: a sloth in pajamas.
• Monday’s hashtag: #NoMo’Delay.
• Monday’s math: 1 coffee + 1 donut = survive. 🍩
• Monday’s soundtrack: “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.”
• Monday is just Tues-day in disguise.
• Monday’s favorite color? Bleh.
• Monday’s playlist: snooze hits only.
• Monday’s spelling test: W-A-R-E. Beware.
• Monday’s best accessory? Sunglasses for dark circles. 🕶️
• Monday’s flavor: decaf disappointment.
• Monday’s currency? Coffee beans.

Longer, Story-Type Jokes About Monday

• I once treated Monday like any other day—rolled out of bed, nearly tripped over my slippers, and discovered my coffee maker had gone on strike. It was the plot twist I didn’t need.
• On Monday, my boss asked why I was late. I replied, “I got stuck in between ‘I’ll get up’ and ‘I must get up.’” He laughed—so I’m still employed.
• Last Monday, I tried a new alarm tone: birds chirping. It scared me so much, I hit snooze for an hour. The birds won.
• One Monday, I wore two different shoes. My co‑worker asked if it was a new fashion. I said, “No—it’s my brain’s revenge.”
• I signed up for a Monday marathon—running late counts, right? I crossed the finish line just as my boss walked in.
• Monday morning, my cat walked across my keyboard and sent an email saying, “I refuse to adult today.” My boss forwarded it to HR—clearly, my cat’s in charge now.
• On a dreary Monday, my coffee tasted like… motivation. I spit it out.
• Last Monday, my alarm played “Time to Work.” I changed it to “Let’s Sleep.” I’m waiting for a raise.
• Monday’s best magic trick? Making my motivation disappear… and reappear on Friday.
• I tried a positive attitude on Monday—my coffee gave me an evil grin.
• One Monday, I told my mirror “I’ve got this.” It cracked up.
• Monday’s weather report: 100% chance of spilled coffee. It happened.
• I asked my boss for a Monday off. He said, “Dream on.” I did—now I’m late.
• Last Monday, I mistook my shampoo for soup. My hair is still sticky.
• On Monday, I joined a virtual meeting… without pants. Good thing it was audio-only.
• I greeted Monday with a high-five—background wall greeted me back.
• Monday, the only day I pay my pillow in snooze credits.
• One Monday, my toast landed butter-side up—time slowed down… for once.
• Monday’s karaoke bar only plays the sound of alarm clocks. I left.
• I told Monday, “You can’t break me.” It played dodgeball.
• Last Monday, I exercised—my finger hovered over the snooze button… repeatedly.
• Monday’s gift: an endless playlist of “Just five more minutes.”
• I tried to outrun Monday—ended up tripping over my own ambition.
• On Monday, the only thing working is my daydreaming skills.
• Monday’s detective: searching for missing motivation… still unsolved.
• I bought “Monday-proof” pajamas—turns out Monday laughs at pajamas.
• One Monday, I said “Good morning!” Morning said “Good luck!”
• Monday’s superhero: The Snooze Avenger. My only hope.
• I challenged Monday to a staring contest—it blinked—and so did I.
• Last Monday, I promised myself I’d be productive. Productivity ghosted me.

Conclusion

• Congrats! You’ve survived another Monday—now go seize the week with confidence. 🚀
• Remember, a little laughter can turn any Monday frown upside down. 😄
• Keep these jokes handy and share the fun—Monday deserves a makeover!