💔 240+ Cheating Puns, One-Liners, and Jokes to Laugh (or Cry) About

Cheating hurts—but let’s be real, sometimes the only way to deal with the drama is to joke about it. Whether you’ve been ghosted, gaslit, or just want a witty line for your next savage post, this collection of 240+ cheating puns, one-liners, and jokes hits the sweet (and salty) spot.

From dark humor to petty punchlines, this list covers:

💣 Savage cheating jokes
😂 Awkward one-liners
💀 Brutally honest puns
🥴 Relatable breakup zingers

Ready to laugh through the heartbreak? Scroll down and let the emotional chaos begin—with a side of humor.

💍 Honeymoon Puns

I went on a honeymoon—alone. Guess I said “I do” to self-love.
Honeymoon phase: where love is blind and the WiFi is strong.
Our honeymoon was magical… until the credit card bill arrived.
I told my spouse, “Let’s never leave the honeymoon phase.” They packed their bags.
Honeymoon calories don’t count. That’s the law.
If love is a journey, the honeymoon is the scenic detour.
The honeymoon phase ends when the fart barrier breaks.
We went to Paris for our honeymoon. Came back with debt and a baguette.
Honeymoon advice: Love hard, sleep harder.
Honeymoon: when snoring is still “cute.”
Day 1 of the honeymoon: “I adore you.”
Day 5: “You chew loud.”
Marriage: where the honeymoon phase dies… and budgets are born.
Our honeymoon suite had a hot tub. Now we have athlete’s foot.
“We’ll never fight!” – said every couple before the honeymoon.
Honeymoon pics: 80% love, 20% sunburn.
They say the honeymoon sets the tone. Ours had food poisoning.
Our honeymoon playlist was just Taylor Swift and Pepto Bismol.
I planned our honeymoon. My spouse packed anxiety.
Nothing says “forever” like matching sunburns.
Honeymoon: where you pretend your partner’s weird habits are adorable.

🎭 Clever Cheaters Puns

I caught him cheating. He said, “It’s just plot development.”
Cheaters never prosper, but they do practice.
His love was like a software trial—free until I discovered the upgrade.
He said, “I tripped and fell into her DMs.”
She was playing Monopoly, but he was playing Clue.
“I love only you”—in invisible ink.
Caught her on Snapchat. That ghost really haunts.
His loyalty was on airplane mode.
You can’t spell “cheat” without “chat.”
Said he was loyal. I guess that was a typo.
She kept receipts—of other people’s dinners.
“It didn’t mean anything”—neither did his vows.
He was loyal to one thing: his secrets.
Cheaters make great magicians—now you see ’em, now you don’t!
Said he was at the gym. I didn’t know “Gym” was a girl.
He played me like Uno—reverse, skip, and wild.
She loved surprises. I was one of them.
I asked him for honesty. He gave me honesty… in installments.
He said he was with his cousin. Plot twist: she wasn’t.
Caught him in 4K. He said it was AI.

🎤 One-Liners Cheaters Puns

His loyalty had more breaks than my diet.
I asked for love, he delivered lies with tracking.
Cheaters don’t blink—they might miss their next excuse.
His side chick had a nickname… “Not Again.”
Her “working late” came with lipstick receipts.
His truth came with a footnote.
Love is blind, but screenshots have perfect vision.
His honesty expired faster than milk.
Cheating is like math—he failed at it.
She loved puzzles—so she made our love one.
I was the main dish; she wanted a buffet.
His “goodnight” text was shared with 3 others.
Her love was a group project. I did all the work.
Caught him texting “Mom.” Turns out Mom’s name was Ashley.
He had a loyalty card—fully unused.
They say cheaters always confess… when cornered.
I wasn’t single. He just applied a filter.
He downloaded Tinder “by accident.” Must’ve slipped.
Her secrets had more layers than lasagna.
I asked for space. He took it to another woman.

🧸 Cute Cheaters Puns

Love is blind—so is my taste in men.
He said “I’m yours,” but forgot to cancel the trial.
Her love was like a mystery novel—with plot holes.
I gave my heart; he gave his number… to someone else.
Cheating: the ultimate group activity.
She said I was her moon. Turns out, she liked eclipses.
He had a resting cheat face.
She was sweet—until I found her sugar daddy.
I gave him the world. He gave me the neighborhood.
He called me baby. I should’ve cried less, drooled more.
Love is patient, cheating is not.
She said she needed “me time.” Her me was him.
If loyalty was an app, he still had Nokia.
I was his main squeeze. She was the juice bar.
He had two loves: me and attention.
I believed him—until I Googled him.
Cheaters are just extreme multitaskers.
I loved him. He loved drama.
I said “forever.” He heard “until next Thursday.”
We were a match made in hellfire.

🧾 Short Cheaters Puns

Love hurts. Cheating stabs.
Loyalty isn’t his strong suit.
Trust issues sponsored by him.
New year, same liar.
His truth? DLC content.
She ghosted—with WiFi on.
“I’m sorry” on loop.
Loyalty off. Lies on.
He loved options.
Side chick: active.
“It’s not what it looks like”—always is.
DM diving champion.
Texts don’t lie.
“It meant nothing”—still meant she was there.
Cheater detected.
Ex-mode: unlocked.
GPS said “she’s lying.”
“Just friends”—Netflix edition.
Main chick? Main clown.
Unfollowed his feelings.

💬 Pickup Cheaters Puns

“Are you a keyboard? ‘Cause I’m typing lies.”
“Are you Google? ‘Cause I searched for loyalty and failed.”
“You look familiar—like my next excuse.”
“Your name must be WiFi—everyone connects.”
“You from heaven? ‘Cause you’re sinning like hell.”
“You must be a receipt—she’s checking you twice.”
“Are we exclusive? As in, excluding me?”
“You glow different—like guilt.”
“Are you the one? Or one of many?”
“Swipe right if you’re ready to cry.”
“You must be a magician—made my trust disappear.”
“That ring? It’s costume jewelry, right?”
“You steal hearts—and mail.”
“Are you loyalty? Then why are you rare?”
“We matched? Like his socks and lies.”
“Your name in her phone? Just a typo?”
“Are you in IT? Because you troubleshoot relationships.”
“Cheat on me, I dare you—TikTok awaits.”
“You must be trending—everyone’s talking.”
“Are you a sandwich? Too many layers.”

🧩 Subtle Cheaters Puns

He was “busy.” So was she.
Loyalty was in his vocabulary—barely.
I trusted her like a vending machine—sometimes you lose change.
Her Instagram was proof. So were the comments.
Said he needed space. Filled it with others.
“Just old friends” kissed oddly.
His stories had more drafts than Twitter.
I saw the truth in his “Do Not Disturb.”
She left clues like breadcrumbs.
His hugs smelled suspicious.
He “fell asleep.” So did our trust.
Loyalty was seasonal.
She updated her playlist, not our promises.
He had more passwords than secrets.
“It’s not cheating—it’s exploring.”
He found love—in a comment section.
She was faithful… to her notifications.
“Working late” became her anthem.
Her love had fine print.
I read between the lies.

😅 Cheating Jokes One Liners

My boyfriend said I was his world—flat and easy to cheat on.
I told my husband I knew. He said, “Knew what?”
Cheaters use “we’re on a break” like punctuation.
If loyalty was a job, he’s still unemployed.
I asked if she loved me—she forwarded the message.
“You’re paranoid.” No, you’re guilty.
I wanted a future. He had a backup.
His texts had more lies than a politician’s speech.
I’m not heartbroken, just grammatically correct—past tense.
He wasn’t a player. He was the whole tournament.
My ex’s playlist: “Oops I Did It Again.”
Trust fell. He didn’t catch.
“Babe, it meant nothing”—so does he now.
I wasn’t crazy. Just observant.
Her ex’s name? WiFi—always connecting.
I walked in. She walked out—fast.
Loyalty: sold out.
Love is blind. My ex is invisible.
“That’s not lipstick”—okay, clown.
I upgraded him. She returned him.

📏 Short Cheating Jokes

Ex: “We good?” Me: “Nah, bro.”
He lied like it’s cardio.
Caught red-handed—still denied.
Loyalty? Deleted.
“My cousin” again?
Snakes got nothing on him.
She cheats, he posts Bible verses.
Emotional damage: confirmed.
Truth pending…
Trust canceled.
FBI who? I’m better.
Blocked. Blessed.
“Just coffee”—at 2am?
Found love… on her second phone.
Exit plan: executed.
Screenshot = truth.
Suspicious behavior: 100%.
Netflix and lies.
Cheated. Repeated.
Don’t text me. Text her.

👰‍♀️ Cheating Wife Jokes

She called me controlling—while tracking her other guy.
I asked for loyalty. She gave location sharing.
Wife said I’m paranoid—turns out I’m just right.
She cheated with the mailman. We don’t even get mail.
My wife had “girl night.” So did he.
She said “it’s work.” I found her resume in his bed.
She loves cooking. Now she’s baking lies.
“It meant nothing”—so did our marriage?
Her ringtone? “Oops I Did It Again.”
Caught her in bed—with snacks AND someone else.
“It’s complicated”—so is algebra.
Love triangle turned into Bermuda.
She said I changed. Yeah, into single.
She cried. I clapped.
Her idea of loyalty? Netflix.
Got her flowers. She got him.
“You deserve better”—so do I!
She was glowing—guilt does that.
Marriage: revoked.
She ghosted while still living here.

😂 Funny Cheating Memes

“I’m loyal” – also them: [typing…]
“We’re just friends” starter pack: heart emojis, late replies, and lies.
When they say “It’s not what it looks like”—but it’s exactly what it looks like.
Me: Trust is earned.
Them: Challenge accepted.
Relationship status: buffering…
“He’s different” – yep, from all sides.
That moment you realize her “bestie” is her backup.
Boys during FIFA: loyal.
Boys in real life: glitching.
“You deserve better”—great, I’m on Amazon now.
Cheating level: expert.
Lying level: CEO.
If gaslighting was a sport, you’d medal.
Loyalty test failed—retest not allowed.
Mood: Reading old messages with popcorn.
That look when she says “it didn’t mean anything.”
Trust fall… failed.
“He’s mine” – for now.
She said “I love you”… to all of us.
When you cheat in Monopoly and in life.
Trust issues? Nah, just evidence.
Plot twist: the cheater cried first.

📸 Cheating Puns Captions

“Caught feelings… and red flags.”
“Swipe left on liars.”
“From bae to bye.”
“Trust? Under maintenance.”
“No more ‘we’—just me.”
“Red flags make cute capes.”
“Cheat me once… enjoy the memes.”
“iOS update: now deleting liars.”
“Trust issues: loaded.”
“Heartbreak looks good on me.”
“Screenshot season, baby.”
“Plot twist: I cheated better.”
“Healing with memes & receipts.”
“Ex-ing out the cheaters.”
“Your lies, my captions.”
“Thank u, next lie.”
“Took the L… turned into LOL.”
“He cheated. I upgraded.”
“Single—not sorry.”
“This glow? Cheater repellent.”

📱 Cheating Puns Reddit Style

“Caught him cheating. Reddit told me before he did.”
“Plot twist: she cheated and blamed me.”
“Reddit relationships: better than therapy.”
“Posted on r/pettyrevenge after he lied.”
“Cheated? Time to write a saga.”
“Reddit saved my marriage… by ending it.”
“DMs exposed on r/JusticeServed.”
“Cheaters love WiFi. They always connect.”
“AskReddit: what to do when ‘cousin’ kisses?”
“Her search history: how to gaslight boyfriend.”
“Reddit roast me? Already done by her.”
“I found truth in r/TrueOffMyChest.”
“r/AITA? Not anymore.”
“Reddit: where heartbreak gets 10k upvotes.”
“Caught cheating? Try Reddit PR mode.”
“Best breakup? Went viral on Reddit.”
“Cheaters hate screenshots and Reddit mods.”
“Reddit karma > cheating ex.”
“His lies, my thread.”
“She ghosted me. So I posted.”

🧠 Funny Cheating Puns

I gave her my heart. She asked for options.
Caught him lying. He blamed autocorrect.
Her loyalty was a limited edition.
I said “I love you.” She said “k.”
He was committed… to being shady.
Love is patient. Cheaters aren’t.
I wasn’t clingy—just suspicious.
He ghosted but forgot we live together.
“It’s just lunch”—with benefits.
Our love story now has sequels.
His passwords were poems.
Caught him on TikTok—dancing with lies.
She cheated. I rebranded.
“Let’s talk”—translated: here comes a lie.
His gaslighting lit my life.
Love triangle turned into an octagon.
I dodged a bullet—and 3 side chicks.
He said, “It was a mistake”—so was he.
Her truth was on private mode.
Trust died from natural cheating.